On a Lighter Note?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby
then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm.
It's got to be better this way because getting older sucks!
Good idea or not?
Dellyxx, I don't want to end up like your first sentence when I am old either.
Hellfire Shady, too deep for me!
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I think you have my kind of thinking…..just a shame that all it will ever be is a good idea….if you find out how to make it reality msg me cos i would be interested no doubt lol….brill idea
Im in, best idea ive heard of today!
LMFAO!!
EXCELLENT idea!
Brilliant idea.
I always thought things were the wrong way round.
Youth is wasted on the young etc.
I’d be nearly young enough to enjoy my retirement.. Bring it on
Brilliant idea. Shame it’s like it is and we’re stuck with it.
If that happened would you think the other way around
Brilliant, my you have a vivid imagination, where did you get that one from -very good.ting!
That’s an interesting concept. You should write a short story about it. I like it. It’s an interesting way to leave the world - - as an orgasm.
where do i sign up and when do i start????
Yep. That is definately a good idea
thanks i wont be on here tomorrow,lol.
how great would that be!
Good idea, but its not a new one. I can think of episodes of both Red Dwarf and Star Trek where they encounter people who live like that.
Where do I sign up for this??????
LOL!!! I have always thought that!!!! xxx
Genius!
If you’re standing as GOD next time the job’s on offer, you get my vote!
how’d ya get out yer coffin ?
Bad idea - at the end of you’re life as a baby you’re guaranteed to be dribbling, p*ssing yourself and unable to see.
At least the majority of elderly people are still active and pass peacefully.
Edit : Michael, me neither xx
Nice one!!! You should visit the roads here in Cornwall. The boy racers with their whole life in front of them, race around trying their best to kill ‘emselves, and the old codgers of 90 with a month left to live, drive at the speed of snails, as to preserve that last drop of life. It all seems a bit ar$e backwards to me!!!!